Poor guy.

It must be so hard to be out with a beautiful woman and have people look at her. I mean, clearly, she is only meant for Nick. I think it’s fair to say that you’d get a little hellish in that situation, too. After all, it is his right. I checked with Robin Thicke. It’s legit.

Let’s just be thankful he has his chin music for when he’s feeling emasculated by too much leg … or too much cleavage … or too tight clothing. Could shoulders and knees fall in there? Possibly. But who knows!?!

Obviously, as women, we should all know exactly the right balance of “sexy, beautiful” to display to avoid everyone wanting a taste.

Don’t worry. For those of us that are still learning, here’s a great illustration to clear things up:

You can thank me later.

Finding that balance can be really tricky, but Nick understands and wants everyone to know that it’s okay. It’s okay! Just call him obsessed. Tee hee.

We should also consider that none of this is meant to be offensive. I mean, everybody knows that if you qualify an asinine statement with “I mean no disrespect,” you can pretty much say whatever you want, right? We’ll just smile and bat our perfectly mascaraed (but not too mascaraed) lashes.

Let’s get real here. A few minor(ish) edits and we can flip the switch on this bullshit. Nick, seriously, call me when you need a real woman to help write your songs.

 

You don’t like the way he’s looking at you

I’ll stand tall with you if you want me to

Is he crazy? Has he lost it?

Even though I know you got this, can’t stand it

Let’s turn our chin music up

And we’ll puff up our chests

He’s getting red in the face

Cause he’s so ashamed

It’s not your fault that they hover

It’s all disrespect

It’s your right to be hellish

I don’t get jealous

Being sexy beautiful

Doesn’t mean they get a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

Being sexy beautiful

Doesn’t mean they get a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

I love the way you dress when we go out

I’m lucky you save a little bit just for me

Protective, not possessive, yeah

Real men aren’t aggressive

Let’s turn our chin music up

And we’ll puff up our chests

He’s getting red in the face

Cause he’s so ashamed

It’s not your fault that they hover

It’s all disrespect

It’s your right to be hellish

I don’t get jealous

Being sexy beautiful

Doesn’t mean they get a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

Being sexy beautiful

Doesn’t mean they get a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

You’re the only one invited

I said it’s all left up to you

‘cause you know I get excited, yeah

when you stay true to you

Let’s turn our chin music up

And we’ll puff up our chests

He’s turning red in the face

Cause he’s so ashamed

It’s not your fault that they hover

It’s all disrespect

It’s your right to be hellish

I don’t get jealous

Being sexy beautiful

Doesn’t mean they get a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

Being sexy beautiful

Doesn’t mean they get a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

That’s why (that’s why)

I don’t get jealous

 

 

“Men are as respectable only as they respect.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

#insecure #anthem #killtheswitch